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Conal’s Graveyard
== Welcome! ==

== The Stench Of Death ==

To The Website For


Conal’s Graveyard!

You Have To Ask Yourself…
What's that smell?

You Need To Bury A Corpse?
If you think you have messed up and accidentally murdered someone, you’re probably looking for somewhere to stash the unfortunate soul’s rotting corpse. Look no further and welcome to Conal’s Grave Yard

We Have Room for Hundreds of Dead People!
No Planning Permission required, it’s in my own presmises.

Conal’s Graveyard will bury your family or your dead pets.
No dead body too small or too big!

 

Satisfied Customer Testimonials

"A service like no other…"
KB, North Belfast

"Got ridda ma dead Da in no time…"
Buckie, Ayrdone

"No flies on Conal’s Graveyard…"
Germaine, Knutsford

" Made burying my dead Dog special and economical…"
Joseph, Bangor

We Have Everything Your Dead One Needs!
From Headstones to Caskets, Embalming to Identifying Corpses via Dental Records. Hell, we’ll even provide the Wake!

Con’s yer man for a bargain!


Managing Director of Conal’s Graveyard

Specialising in:

  • Body Disposal
  • Embalming
  • Pet Stuffing


…and more for your pounds!

"Cancer needn’t be that expensive…"
Hannah-Jo, Tyrone

"Would use again. Thanks. Recommended."
Norman64@peado-world.com
 

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